humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

nedleee:

princess bubblegum doodle….im still in love with this woman ♥～(‘▽^人) 

ladylaufeysonn:

electriix:

timetoputonashow:

Roses are red.
The TARDIS is blue.
“Hey Donna, where’s the Doctor”
She said, “Doctor Who?”

I HATE YOU

Roses are red
The TARDIS is blue,
Rose Tyler,

I don’t even watch Doctor Who and these physically hurt me

ronweasley:

If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

uozumi:

Shout out to Supernatural for making a couple canon without kissyface.

extra points for not even using the word ‘love’ and still making it the most obvious thing in the history of history

frizzybunny:

gayngelofthelord:

that-ferry-broad:

lightnings-butt:

theamericankid:

It’s gonna be fucking HOT on Tuesday.

is that the end of the world

FUCKING TUESDAYS

Could say it was the…
Heat of the Moment.

fUCKING

pieandsouffle:

the sad thing is: they are so happy it must be ‘behind the scences’

bitrude:

shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all